Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

I always play women I would date.

realitytvgifs:

One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.

Gangsta Boy
Lana Del Rey
God Bless America
1,345 plays

lanadelreygifs:

Gangsta Boy - Lana Del Rey

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

bubblegumrebel:

asterismalvixen:

shaking legs 。◕‿◕。

breathless moaning (◡‿◡✿)

little body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

curled toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

quivering lips and glossed over eyes ♥(ノ´∀`)

cuties having squirmy little orgasms  ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

Echelon (It's My Way)
Angel Haze
Echelon (It's My Way) - Single
7,163 plays

pop that shit, then pop them pills,
til i feel like a fancy drone.
never catch me at the club,
i get high and dance alone!